A good option for Woman's Day...

With the proliferation of motivational speakers relating their success to teamwork and motivation, this is a spoof from somebody who has never climbed a mountain,  succumbed to sex, alcohol or drug addiction, nor slept in a gutter.

Ronnie Whitaker has never robbed a bank and, while prostitution might earn more money than comedy, no madam would sign her up. She has all her limbs (and they work). She is self employed because she can’t take instructions from others and her teamwork is questionable, to say the least.

On the plus side, her story is real, her opinions honest and her will to survive in a world where top brand gin is expensive is (sort of) motivational.

Overcome your lot in life with the story, the inspiration and a lot of laughter from ...  an ordinary person, who’s “been there.”